This is the revised method of becoming a cowist.
Step One: The Oath
I, (insert your name here), do solemly swear, to be obsessed with cows to the point of worship/insanity, and to respect them in every way. To follow the ends of cowism and to be, in all ways, a follower of the cows!
Step Two: The Dance
To be a true cowist
you must feel the need to dance for the cow. Do this right now, but you
must have a cow in some form and 1 witness even if it is only a stuffed
animal.
Now dance!! Dance
for the Cow!!
[cow sugestion:
print out Snuffles the Cow and dance in front of him]
Some Rules for Cowists:
Never,NEVER say
anything that indicates that cows are stupid, that cows are not in every
way perfect, or that cows are not worthy of your respect.
As a cowist you
must love cows.
As a cowist you
must never be angry with a cow.
As a cowist you
must respect cows.
If you do not qualify with the above, you can not claim to be a true cowist.